Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
