I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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