The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.