Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(616): View more from Michigan

STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex

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(206): View more from Washington

alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac

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(972): View more from Texas

Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.

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(619): View more from California

Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"

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