I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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