Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.