Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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