STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"