Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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