I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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