oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
When are your genitals available?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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