Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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