gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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