is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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