Non-Jews are for practice
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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