Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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