I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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