i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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