Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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