If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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