do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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