But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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