Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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