i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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