hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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