I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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