just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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