You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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