it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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