I can tuck mytits in my pants
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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