You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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