I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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