JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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