he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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