So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...