Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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