what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.