How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s