i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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