Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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