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  New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Am i fat?

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  Well i wouldnt let you on top

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....

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• (408): View more from California

  I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.

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