Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."