using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo