no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.