Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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