Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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