I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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