My nipple is on Facebook.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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