I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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