i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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