So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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