kristin has been a bad kristin
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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