i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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