I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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