how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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