I just cut my nipple shaving
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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