We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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