and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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