i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Mom said you looked used
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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