Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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