super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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