I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
