Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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