Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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