Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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