its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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