why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Randomize
